A sad quote by the funniest man ever born on this planet!
"I always like to walk in the rain as no one can see me crying!!"  
                                                  -CHARLIE CHAPLIN                 

Aap pas raho ya door hum dil se dil ki awaz mila lete hain ,
na khat ki na phone ke mohtaz hain hum,
aapke dil ko ek hichki se hila sakte hain ...HUM                            

Khamosh the hum to magrur samajh liya,
Chup the hum to majboor samajh liya,
Ye hamari nahin aapki galti hain,
Ki hamare hote huye bhi khudko akela samajh liya.........              

Define LOVE :
According to doctors & intelligent people,
Love is a sickness b'coz everyone who gets it ends up in bed           

Sex and Shopping has one thing in common ..
In both the cases Men start sweating  in 15 minutes
and women can go on & on & on..