Diary of nikkita chinaihttp://ndc20.rediffiland.com/Diary of nikkita chinaien-uslalu ji jaiMe thinks lalu is the Best Railway Minister India has ever had i mean everyday we hear of prices and taxes increasing but railway prices getting lower is something unusual haan ... so kudos to Mr.Lalu .... THE HERO OF AAM JANTA]]>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:12:43 +0530http://ndc20.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/02/26/lalu-ji.htmlThe Animal Song
When superstars and cannonballs are running through your head
And television freak show cops and robbers everywhere
Subway makes me nervous, people pushing me too far
I've got to break away
So take my hand now

Cause I want to live like animals
Careless and free like animals
I want to live
I want to run through the jungle
With the wind in my hair and the sand at my feet

I've been having difficulties keeping to myself
Feelings and emotions better left up on the shelf
Animals and children tell the truth, they never lie
Which one is more human
There's a thought, now you decide

Compassion in the jungle
Compassion in your hands, yeah, yeah
Would you like to make a run for it
Would you like to take my hand

Sometimes this life can get you down
It's so confusing
There's so many rules to follow
And I feel it
Cause I just run away in my mind

Superstars and cannonballs are running through your head
Television freak show cops and robbers everywhere
Animals and children tell the truth, they never lie
Which one is more human
There's a thought, now you decide

Compassion in the jungle
Compassion in your hands,
Would you like to make a run for it
Would you like to take my hand??

]]>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 19:48:09 +0530http://ndc20.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/01/25/The-Animal.htmlFUNNY LAWS
.In Texas , it is legal to commit a homicide as long as you tell the person when and hw u r goin to kill them.
.In New York , the penalty for jumping off a building is death.
.In Paulding ,Ohio, a policemenan may bite a dog to quieten him.


It was the day of garaduation and the professor was giving last minute tips to his law students. "if the law is on your side bang that into the judge", ha said . "On the other hand , if the facts are on ur side bang that into the jury", he advised. The last bencher ,was however , not satisfied with his advice , "what sir", he said , should one do if neither fact nor law is on my side ?" The proffessor retorted ,"In that case , the safest thing wud be ---to just bang the table."

A doctor told his patient that his test results indicated that she had a rare disease and had only six months to live. "That's such a short amount of time, doctor. Isn't there anything I can do?" pleaded the patient. "Marry a lawyer," the doctor advised. "It will be the longest six months of your life."


A physician, an engineer and a lawyer were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. The surgeon announced, "Remember how God removed a rib from Adam to create Eve? Obviously, medicine is the oldest profession."


The engineer replied, "But before that, God created the heavens and the earth from chaos, in less than a week. You have to admit that was a remarkable feat of engineering, and that makes engineering an older profession than medicine."

The lawyer smirked, and said, "Who do you think created the chaos?"

you know you are a lawyer wen ....
The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long....
Your other car is a BMW
Wen ur wife says "I Love You" you cross-examine her .
Wen ur daughter's name is Sue and ur son's name is Bill
Wen u r finding this page really funny (though actually its not that funny).

]]>Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:18:54 +0530http://ndc20.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/09/23/Untitled.htmlSo Mr.Jissy u tagged me .. n e waz lets see hw this goes ......Hope its Fun n doesn't take too long


1. How tall are you barefoot?
5.31/2

2. Have you ever smoked before?

No I haven't

3. Do you own a gun?
I did when I was a kid. a plastic one .. Sorry cudn't think of n e thing more funny

4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?

Schizophrenia. I hope I got the rite spellin..!


5. How many letters are in your crush's name?
 as of now.0


6. What's your favorite silly song?
my favorite songs aren't silly bt rite nw. silly song reminds me of Rain is fallin chama cham cham ladki ne ankh mari gir gaye hum.


7. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
water.

8. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
oh yaar next time I'll stop putting alarms

9. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
hush !!! it's a secret rite !!

10. Do you own a knife?
 no yaar m no bhai

11. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
 Oh God wat am I answering , wats happened to my sense of humour.. I think I'll bunk college tomorrow....n ok so I've got to check my yahoo account . n y do ppl visit ma blogs bt don't comment and .....(I think a lot)


12. Name the last things you have bought today.
5 star crunchy and my bus ticket

13. Name five drinks you regularly drink.
water, milk ,coffee , water n water again

14. What time did you wake up today?

10:00am.. too early naah

15. What song do you want played at your funeral?
 Jai Jai shiv shankar kanta lage naa kankar ke pyala tere naam ka piya ..

16. What song did you last hear?

Material Girl.. Maddonna I jus luv tht song


17. Favourite place to be?

Alaska .. although I've never been there bt m sure m gonna luv tht place
18. Least favourite place to be?
Nanna Nanni Udyan.. actually on second thts its not tht bad

19. Do you own slippers?
 NO

20. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
sitting in my posh nariman point law firm and dreaming and workin towards my next mission of being the best lawyer (ok one of da best lawyers.. I'll compromise on tht one).. in India

21. Do you burn or tan?
 burn

22. Yellow and blue?
 are the colors of the new salwar kameez tht ma mom bought for me though I jus hate it .. n e waz thts a diif issue !!!

23. What songs do you sing in the shower?
 I am that a pathetic singer tht I don't even sing in da bathroom


24. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
 The Tiger


25. What's in your pockets right now?
no pockets

26. Last thing that made you laugh?
 ma professor's silly jokes

27. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
 Oh God!! past 5 minutes m thinking.. bt I can't remember. Yaar who's come up wid this stupid Q (jus kidding haan!!)

28. Worst injury you've ever had?
 jus two years ago I fell, from a table bt tht wasn't tht worse n e waz touch wood

29. Do you wish on stars?
 m not that crazy

30. What were you doing 1 AM last night??

Was listening to some music

and Now Sukhwinder Bedi, KANNAN KANNAN n Raoul Ran u ppl are next ....

]]>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 18:24:33 +0530http://ndc20.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/09/20/Untitled.html

Letter to Mr. Bill Gates from Banta Singh

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password Column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

We are unable to enter anything after we click the shut down Button.

There is a button 'start' but there is no stop button.

We request you to check this.

We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to sit so that we can click that by sitting.

One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

Also there is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

Thanks,

Banta Singh

]]>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 14:41:34 +0530http://ndc20.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/09/19/Untitled.htmlA sad quote by the funniest man ever born on this planet!
"I always like to walk in the rain as no one can see me crying!!"
-CHARLIE CHAPLIN

Aap pas raho ya door hum dil se dil ki awaz mila lete hain ,
na khat ki na phone ke mohtaz hain hum,
aapke dil ko ek hichki se hila sakte hain ...HUM

Khamosh the hum to magrur samajh liya,
Chup the hum to majboor samajh liya,
Ye hamari nahin aapki galti hain,
Ki hamare hote huye bhi khudko akela samajh liya.........

Define LOVE :
According to doctors & intelligent people,
Love is a sickness b'coz everyone who gets it ends up in bed

Sex and Shopping has one thing in common ..
In both the cases Men start sweating in 15 minutes
and women can go on & on & on..

]]>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 14:01:34 +0530http://ndc20.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/09/18/Untitled.htmlThe Saga Of An Indian TrainHEY PPL!!!! Himanshu's blog Well done Mr. Lalu Prasad. Hats off. dated 7th Sepember 2006 reminded me of a real story which i had read sometime ago in the papers the story goes something like this--------

there used to be a train from Solapur to .......... (am not quite sure abt the details of the train ) that was never on time and was always late by 6-7 hours. many a times people carried chairs (there were no chairs as such on the station) ,bedsheets, etc. along with them to the station so as to rest till the train arrived.
Obviously all this amounted to lot of discomfort and anguish among the people and they were pretty annoyed with the local authorities and hence decided to complain to the Railway Minister about it.. The railway minister was pretty shocked to hear this and decided thats it and he would definetly do somethin about it.
So one fine morning the RM alongwith some of his chaps decided to visit the station and got himself seated on a chair and he decided that no matter how long the train takes to arrive he would wait .The train was scheduled to arrive at 10:30 am and to the minister's amazement the train had arrived at sharp 10:30am . He was thrilled and said that he wished that the railway authorities would behave this punctual even otherwise and not just because he was xpected to come for inspection .At this time one of his chaps was pulling the minister's kurta and was trying to draw his attention to somethin while he continued to brag about wat difference his presence had made in the town .. now after a while the RM got pretty annoyed and said wot was it and why was he (his man ) not leting him speak..? At this... the man inormed him that the train that had arrived now was scheduled to arrive yesterday and was late by 24 hours......... and till date this train had never been this late ...!!!!! ]]>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 17:36:34 +0530http://ndc20.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/09/13/The-Saga-Of-An-Indian.html